Is there any proof that cod kicked man out of the pond of eden for eating the sea cucumber of knowledge?

Not that it would deter or affirm my faith in cod almighty, but I was just curious....|||Of course there is my child... the evidence is all around you.





First there was man, but cod saw that he was lonely so he created woman out of man's fins (this is why people don't have fins anymore....duh). They lived together in the pond of eden until the lungfish convinced them to eat the sea cucumber of knowledge. They were then cast out of eden onto dry land, but were allowed to retain their innocence until the moment of their birth ( this, of course, is why we live the first 9 months of our life in a fluid environment...).





Man's punishment was to be greater still, but "the angelfish wept and begged cod to be lenient and man was allowed to retain his sole..."(Genefish 26:13)





Praise be to the glorious wet one!! You're really on a role with these cod questions....nicely done!|||Yes..........the garden of Eden has disappeared.





It was their disobedience that got them kicked out|||yeah, actually it's written in some dead old book...and you know - old books aren't allowed to lie... :D|||Cod kicked man out of his pond not becuase of the cucumber but becase man was eating all the fish!|||All hail the all powerful Jellyfish! Go forth and ask his quivering, all knowing being.|||Yes, but in the new testament Cod eels the blind Manta, so all is forgiven|||I think you may be onto something.





There was a starfish swimming in the east and the wise men rode their seahorses across many miles to offer Frankincense, myhrr, and goldfish.|||You have serious issues.|||metaphor..... not literal history.|||Cod lobster and never floundered.|||who the hell is cod?|||yes all the hippos complained about the sea-cucumber-smelling-dookie Adam was leaving behind.|||im not religous, but will someone tell me if this is in the bible or whatever? it sounds too stupid.|||I'm not sure, but I remember seeing something at the Bikini Bottom Museum for Dead Seaweed Scrolls.|||The intellect of the above average atheistic mind, scary huh?|||definitely the almighty cod has always disliked man|||Yeah, I saw it. Every year, on that day, I stick a cucumber in my salad in reverence.|||Ya ,that would be......Us today.|||Didn't you see the first season of "Survivor"? The sea cucumber basically turns into a pile of slime when you take it out of the water for too long. I don't think anyone could eat it.|||God has a G in the front... see Genesis...it wasnt vegetables...it was fruit..