Friday, December 9, 2011

How do I turn my fish into a lesbian?

I already removed the sea cucumber.|||Take it to the Lillith Fair, buy it a tiny pair of Birkenstocks and never let it shave its legs again|||Put the fish bowl in front of the television and turn on the "All Ellen, All the Time" channel.


Oh, and also women's golf......|||Add a sea vagina|||buy her a female betta fish. Those are hawt fish. Your fish will be instantly attracted to her.|||Show her nothing but pictures of female fish. This is pretty much the best question ever.|||Just tell her she's a lesbian.|||male fish can't be lesbians.|||send a male fish and make him mean to her|||Show her a pic of my sexy body





jk|||Let it see you naked|||dude you are funny

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